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DEAR GOD! Here Comes PIZZA FEST 3! RUN AWAY!

Drew Kaufman June 16, 2016 News No Comments

Once a year, King Pizza Records throws a huge 3-day music party called Pizza Fest in Brooklyn. Two dozen bands, multiple venues, illegal amounts of pizza. This is usually the part where I end up losing my shit and turn into a hyperbolic, psychedelic used car salesman with a commercial on local television.

WELL, HOLD ON TO YOUR FLOPPY BUTTHOLES BECAUSE I AM AT IT AGAIN!

Pizza Fest 3: Pizza Fist is coming to Brooklyn on June 23rd for three days of absolute monkey baloney! Throw on a condom before you go outside because we have the absolutely filthy SIRS & MADAMS, the disproportionately disgusting SUN VOYAGER, Grease; but with felons THE RIZZOS, legitimately one of the most intense live performers I’ve ever seen, ST. JAMES & THE APOSTLES, and the reigning kings and kweens of throwing toilet paper at your dumb face, THE MAD DOCTORS.

Buy your tickets here.

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This year’s PIZZAFEST:

Thur, June 23 – The Acheron (57 Waterbury St.) – $6
Doors: 8:00, 21+
The Nuclears, Dan Soto & The High Doses (CT), Coach n Commando (TAPE RELEASE!!), El Silver Cabs, Rich Seibert
+ Vinnie’s Pizza

Fri, June 24 – Pet Rescue (346 Morgan Ave.) – $8
Doors: 7:30, ALL AGES
Sun Voyager, LUMPS (TAPE RELEASE!!!), Deadly Lo-Fi (GA), The Unders, Stuyedeyed, Mammoth Spirit
+ Beer by Sixpoint Brewery & Diner Brew Co.
+ Vinnie’s Pizza
+ Jon Mann’s Sleeve Cutting Booth

Sat, June 25 – The Gateway (1272 Broadway) – $10
TWO FLOORS OF ROCK N ROLL
Doors: 3:00, 21+
Vamanos, Rat Hammer (IL), The Mad Doctors, Heavy Temple (PA), Heavy Flow (TAPE RELEASE!!!!), Jacques le Coque (CT), The Rizzos, HDLSMNTS (VA), Super FM, St. James & The Apostles (PA), Thee Creeps (NJ), Garbage Brain (NJ), Darkwing, Psychic Baos (TN)
+ Pizza caricatures
+ King Pizza temporary tattoos

Hosted by Principal Soto & Casey Raygun!

 

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Drew Kaufman is a comedian, cartoonist, and the last living ska fan in Brooklyn, NY. He also co-created Two Minutes to Late Night: the world's first heavy metal-themed talk show. http://www.drewisalrightiguess.com

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