It’s that time of year again where I tell you to take your children, wrap them in saran wrap, and throw them under the seats of your ol’ Winnebago–you’re heading to PIZZA FEST 2 in Bushwick, Brooklyn!
Pizza fest is a three day music festival hosted by America’s favorite D.I.Y. Label and illegal milk brewery, KING PIZZA RECORDS!
Last year, they had riff-tacular bands, babe-tacular beards, and enough pizza to drown a horse!
This year, they have THE SAME FUCKING THING! DON’T YOU GET IT? THIS CANNOT BE STOPPED! THESE ARE THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE: CHEEZE, DOUGH, SAUCE, AND ROCK ‘N’ ROLL, YOU LITTLE GRANDMA-BITCH.
Three days of unrelenting, greasy doom! Don’t unwrap the kids until Sunday!
Buy a three day pass online and you also get a free King Pizza tape. THE TAPE WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE LIKE THAT SONG THAT YOU LOVE BY THAT GUY WITH THE BIG SUIT! HIS LAST NAME IS ALSO BURN. IT’S SPELLED DIFFERENTLY, BUT YOU GET THE REFERENCE, RIGHT? HOT FUCKING FIRE!
You can also listen to the King Pizza Records Compilation, Tales from Dumpster Beach here. You can download it and name your own price, too! THE ULTIMATE PRICE IS YOUR SOUL WHICH YOU HAVE SURRENDERED JUST BY READING THIS SENTENCE. IT’S DONE! STOP CRYING! KING PIZZA OWNS YOUR MOM’S, TOO!
The Lineup Is:
Day 1 THURSDAY, JUNE 18 @ Human Head Records (168 Johnson Ave. Brooklyn)
Doors at 8 PM, $5
The Rizzos (NEW TAPE PREMIERE PARTY!)
Jacques Le Coque (CT)
Day 2 FRIDAY, JUNE 19 @ Don Pedro (90 Manahttan Ave. Brooklyn)
Doors at 8 PM, $7
St. James & The Apostles (Philly)
Dan Soto + The High Doses (CT)
Heavy Flow (NJ)
Day 3 SATURDAY, JUNE 20 @ Pet Rescue (90 Manhattan Ave. Brooklyn)
ALL DAY Doors at 1 PM, $10
Absolutely Not (Chicago)
The Mad Doctors
Thee Creeps (NJ)
The Omecs (MI)
Psychiatric Metaphors (NJ)
Seismic Thrust (Philly)